CRISIS AVERTED !

Just went to the toilet, there was no toilet paper....but
Praize de lawd for the widsom that is borne of an active hayfever affliction, and always having tissue in your packet.
PHEW !
But, had I not had the fortune of being oh-so-very- well-equiped, you would find yourselves in the throws of a rant as to why tissue paper stocks in the western toilet of the teachers ladies room are never replenished but all the other cubicles are ?
such racist behaviour amongst squatters i have never before seen nor would i wish it upon other bottoms.