ALT The Movie - Act 1, Scene 1

INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR - SEP 26 2005, MORNING

A young, handsome ASSISTANT LANGUAGE TEACHER is walking down the corridor. It is a lovely day. A STUDENT enters enters the corridor from the other end, he is about 17, and dressed in the manner of a Japanese high school student. He is looking expectantly at the ALT as they approach one other, his eager young mind drawing upon nearly 5 years of English language education to summon a suitable greeting.

STUDENT : Big penis

ALT: Yes. Good morning

STUDENT: Big penis

ALT: Fine thanks, and you?

STUDENT: Penis

FADE TO BLACK:

THE END

Big penis Saga. Big penis each and every one of you.