Pointless Celebrity

I've just been reading on Xinhua that apparently Victoria and David Beckham have been voted the U.K.'s first and second most pointless celebrities respectivley. But can anyone inform me who Jordan and Abi Titmuss are?

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-09/13/content_3482366.htm

Titmuss.......I just want to giggle like a school girl.

This article begs a personal response, so allow me to present my own personal list of top ten pointless celebrities.

1. Princess Diana...........shes dead.
2. Kelly Osborne............her father should have bitten her head off and raised the bat as his own. Then she would be dead.
3. Ice Cube.....................worst screen acting ever in XXX 2. Gangsta is dead.
4. Paul W. Anderson......for killing many promising movie franchises dead.
5. Paris Hilton............. ..If she was dead, would her personality suffer?
6. John Paul II...............dead popes society.
7. Pat Tillman............. ..Suckered in by media machine and dead in Iraq. Stupid Jock.
8. Starscream..................Killed dead by Galvatron.
9. XZhibit......................He will be dead and can't spell his own name.
10. Courneay Love.............Dead soon. Don't worry. Gave Gen-X their Nancy.