Pota-toes are cozy toes

Looking for a tasty treat to keep you warm this cold, cold winter?
Why not take a page from the Little House on the Prairie (Big Woods volume) and cook a potato?
It's easy: microwave one potato and take to bed with you. The little angel will keep you so warm you're actually at risk for skin burns - for real, be careful. Then, in the morning, you've got a potato, ready to eat!
I'm serious, this works.
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