Looking round the staffroom today and one teacher in particular looks like a bulldog chewing on a bee. Wonder what his problem is. Maybe he hasn't had his hourly fag break yet.

I've decided to plump for the ヘルシ bento at school today. It will actually be my first bento here and all for the very resonable price of 360yen. I hope it doesn't have any natto, random slime or mangey fish in it. Actually, if it's the healthy option, it'll probably have all of those things. Bugger